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Wednesday, April 6, 2011

Sitting Season

Baseball season is a great excuse to just sit, breathe fresh air, and watch a bunch of kids play ball. How relaxing. Until you realize that it completely screw up any plan you ahd for dinner, 'cause you will not eat until after 8, and so there is no time to make that chicken salad you planned to make, and the cjicken will go bad now if you don't make it soon, and so will the lettuce. And how in the hell is that uniform going to be clean for the other three games this week huh? #$%^&#!!!!


Sitting season. Baseball season is a great excuse to take up drinking to combat your guilt for constantly feeding your kids fast food, or fozen meals.

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